Twisted Zen Sayings

Gameopolis Says:

The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.